Why must I? Because it’s funny that’s why, I have scared you and so my task has been successful! Dying seems utterly depressing and boring doesn’t it? Nothingness for eternity, blackness forever. Very boring and not interesting in the slightest, messing with the world on the other hand is extremely interesting and funny indeed. Watching people jump around out of sheer fright, seeing people try to figure things out and ultimately failing and becoming desperate or even succeeding and celebrating for the short time I give them, watching people come to a realization and seeing fear snap into peoples eyes when it suddenly clicks for them is wayyyy more fun than a bullet to the brain don’t you think? Dying is game over and I still have some life’s left. Not my time yet, my dear.